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WhiskeyJacks............
Duh.....
WhiskeyJacks............ Lions are 0-3.....
Week 04 - Bye Looking like 2-14..... maybe.
WhiskeyJacks............ Big Game I need 7 points from SD defense..... go Sproles on KR & PR's.
Desperados............ Bring it on Bombers :you're killing me. If L.T. would have a normal game, but with the wittle toe injury, I feel like toast. Not everyday your QB is minus 10pts. Mine was.
Bombers............ Desperados, big game tonight. LT vs. Sproles, Stuckey vs. Crotchery. Bring it on!
Desperados............ A simple thing to ease Lion ineptness: it's easy once again do what I did put all the teams in a hat and draw a new team. Worked for me and now all I have to do is laugh. Of course if you draw the liedowns you"re cursed. But feel free to drop that Honalula Blue it's easy and painless. Just send me $9.95 for my "how to book" and you will find how great life can be on Monday mornings, and for an additional $4.95 you might be able to pick a team that you'll have to wait for Tuesday morning. Don't hesitate with this once in a lifetime blather. Act today or you might have to wake up 10/06/08 shaking your head @ how Orton threw for 300yds 2Tds, and Forte ran for 200yds and 2TDs.
Grifters............ ..Forward down the field...an ex-Lion team that refuses to yield..and when O'Sullivan and Martz call the play...the Lions will certainly pay..hey hey hey. Are Millen and Marinelli still around????....what does it take to get fired around here anyway???...oh that was Darryl Rogers...or was it Wayne Fontes...or Mooch or MorningWood or..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smackdown............ Anyone know where I can send my resume for the Lions GM or Head Coaching job...I figure since I don't have any experience either that I can't do any worse than the inexperienced clowns they have now. I've at least won the Super Bowl on Madden with the Lions.
WhiskeyJacks............ Man I wish the Lions had a quality QB like J.T. O'Sullivan. Tom Al god job starting one of your clan.
WhiskeyJacks............ Facing the Fubar in a big SFL West showdown. McNabb hex begin. Anyone have the San Francisco defense? Bound to score 30 points or more today. 0-3 baby here we come, Snoits can't win on the West Coast.
Smackdown............ To alcohol: The cause of and solution to...all of life's problems. -Homer Simpson Doh Smackdown!!!
Syndicate............ ....."Hello Kids, I'm actor Troy McClure!!!"
WhiskeyJacks............ It feels good to start Steve Smith finally. With all this Simpson's talk, where's Greg? Even his Facebook picture is a Simpson's character.
Bombers............ Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs? Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Rod............ Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Bombers............ Rod, I think a monorail would be a better investment for the community. A genuine, bona-fide monorail!
Rod............ "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATLOCK!"
Rod............ Don't worry Marpie, they're gonna' build you "...the MAAAAAAAATLOCK Freeway!"
Grifters............ Markie...HAPPY B-Day....what are you ...47???...anyways when you were Kurt's BITCH...did you have to play a lot of racquetball???????....did Joe make you the man you are today...bitter...oops..that's Jerry Sweet..my bad!!!
WhiskeyJacks............ Thanks Fred..... in my Grandpa Simpson voice: "I'm old!".
SFL Commissioner............ James, typo..... fixed.
Landsharks............ Happy B-day Commish!
Fubar............ Mark why am I 1-1 on the history stat board....im undefeated brother
WhiskeyJacks............ Do you mean Joe's bitch..... or was that Kurt's? Thanks Bob and Dave for the B-Day wishes. I actually got to go to a movie with Michelle without the kids! We saw Tropic Thunder, funny ass shit. Robert Downey steals the show. "I'm a lead farmer muthaf---er!"
Syndicate............ Wow Marky ...I remember when you were the green intern from Ferris State. Happy 40th.
Smackdown............ Happy Birthday, Der Kommisar!
SFL Commissioner............ Le page updated..... off to celebrate (or wallow) my 40th b-day!
Bombers............ Bigs, I had just watched a documentary on Sid Fernandez on ESPN Classic! I couldn't help notice the resemblance.
Biggins............ Nice Bombers! I thought I caught you looking at my ass a couple of times on Draft Night!
Guineas............ Commish, Woke up Sunday morning, heard about the Texans/Ravens game being postponed. Went into add/drop to pick up defense to replace Baltimore, got the wavier will be processed Wednesday 9/17 message. Again, great wavier system we've got now....
Bombers............ WallyDog - this might help you with that flat ass: http://www.buttforyou.com/
WhiskeyJacks............ Come on Flip, don't throw the towel in yet..... What a game last night, it was a pinball match for who gets the Lira. In my best Rod voice "What a Maroon" Desean Jackson is. Hopefully that lost TD will cost him an incentive bonus or something.
Landsharks............ Looking for a WR - someone better than Roddy White anyway. I have RB's, no one is off limits for the right price! e-mail me with offers at landshark19@gmail.com
Smackdown............ I just realized this morning that the Guineas started the Ravens D this past weekend. I'll take the win but it feels kinda hollow. Nah, who am I kidding, the Smackdown are 2-0 BABY!!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Who's next? SCSS
Bombers............ Desean Jackson brings in the long pass. Look at that little monkey run! He throws the ball away! WTF?? He's not in the end zone! What a dumbass!
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